I'm Going Bald

That's right, I'm really going bald! Well, at least for the winter. It always grows back in the spring and summer. I have to wear pajamas during the fall and winter because I don't have enough hair left to keep me warm.

You may be wondering why I always lose my hair, so I'll let you in on a little secret. I make myself go bald because I love to lay by the heater for hours. I actually BURN my hair off! Mom says I need to stop because I'm just making myself even more naked, but it' just so warm and comfy!


Here I am enjoying the heater

Here is the consequence: No hair. This was my butt on Christmas Day. Notice the balding and thinning of hair.