Well, I didn't! I know who did it and she lives with me. First I will tell you about the crime. Mommy came home and found that someone had chewed part of a pair of her shoes. I, as always, looked guilty even though I didn't do it. Mommy knew that I wouldn't do something like that.
Here is the evidence:
You want to see the culprit? Here she is!
Don't let her cute looks fool you. She did it on purpose.